DOES THE VAMPIRE DIARIES REALLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT OVER THE YEARS HE’S BEEN ALIVE, DAMON SALVATORE HAS ONLY EVER BEEN A BIG SUPERNATURAL HETEROSEXUAL? DAMON SALVATORE IS A PANSEXUAL HEDONIST WHO TAKES PLEASURE WHEREVER HE CAN GET IT. WHY IS THAT SO SCARY FOR THE CW? JFC.