SEASON EIGHT IS VERY STRESSFUL AS A DALARIC FAN.

FUCKING… FUCK.

BY THE WAY, IF DAMON AND RIC DON’T HAVE AT LEAST ONE BICKERING ARGUMENT OVER KILLING EACH OTHER…

AND SYBIL? FUCK OFF.

I’M PRETTY CERTAIN IT WAS DAMON’S IDEA TO OFFER HIMSELF AND STEFAN UP INSTEAD OF THE GIRLS, NOT HERS. I’M PRETTY CERTAIN HE EVEN SAID “I HAVE A PLAN!” AFTER FINDING OUT WHAT CADE NEEDED IN MINIONS.

AND FUCK YOU I’M GOING TO SIT HERE AND CLING TO MY DELUDED HOPE THAT THAT WAS BECAUSE A TINY PART OF HIM STILL CARED ENOUGH FOR RIC THAT HE’D NEVER HURT HIS GIRLS BECAUSE THERE’D NEVER BE ANY COMING BACK FROM THAT.

BY THE WAY I’M STILL BEHIND, ONLY UP TO EPISODE SEVEN AND WON’T SEE ANYMORE TIL TUESDAY SO PLEASE DON’T SPOIL ME BECAUSE I WILL CRY VERY MESSILY.

FUCK.