Now I’m caught up on Riverdale, I have a two main feelings.

1) IT’S SO GAY. Oh my God, all the girls are going to murder the men and create a wonderful lesbian commune, right?

2) Archie is basically the TV equivalent of a glass of tepid water, except the glass has more depth. How the hell are so many girls pining for him? Do you have no respect? He’s awful.

However generally I really like the ridiculous cheesiness, and it’s filling my time nicely.