BTW, Dan fans, you don’t need to watch The Cobbler. I’ve taken a shot everytime it’s been genuinely offensive and I’ve basically finished a bottle of Mickey Finns.

Also Dan’s character is queer, and when Sandler was in his shoes used that to try and fuck a woman because she found queer boys hot. He also only stopped because he couldn’t take his shoes off, not because it was super rapey.

If you want to still love him, I would avoid getting anywhere near it.